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I thought that Canada spoke English and French? Or I should say those are the official languages but I'm over in the maritimes part of Quebec and there's not one piece of anything out here that's English. I almost couldn't pump gas today because I couldn't figure out how to turn the stupid gas pump on. There's just nothing in English, google translate saved my ass. It would almost seem like they have to know at least some English. I mean don't they teach it in their schools out here? But I think it's probably one of those we are France first and British subjects second things. You would probably have to drag one of these frogs behind a car in order for them to start speaking The King's English.

I thought that Canada spoke English and French? Or I should say those are the official languages but I'm over in the maritimes part of Quebec and there's not one piece of anything out here that's English. I almost couldn't pump gas today because I couldn't figure out how to turn the stupid gas pump on. There's just nothing in English, google translate saved my ass. It would almost seem like they have to know at least some English. I mean don't they teach it in their schools out here? But I think it's probably one of those we are France first and British subjects second things. You would probably have to drag one of these frogs behind a car in order for them to start speaking The King's English.

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Cool it with the antikermitism.

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Hahaha, clever!

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Clever? More like cleaver. As in meat cleaver which is what one of their diversity strengths is going to cut you with if you don’t hurry up and keep it moving.

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What does that even mean? What does Kermit the Frog have to do with Quebec dropping English?

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French are colloquially known as 'frogs'

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Yes I know that that's why I said frogs. But what does Kermit the frog have to do with French people. Is he French? I remember the French chef but I don't remember Kermit ever acting French.