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I thought that Canada spoke English and French? Or I should say those are the official languages but I'm over in the maritimes part of Quebec and there's not one piece of anything out here that's English. I almost couldn't pump gas today because I couldn't figure out how to turn the stupid gas pump on. There's just nothing in English, google translate saved my ass. It would almost seem like they have to know at least some English. I mean don't they teach it in their schools out here? But I think it's probably one of those we are France first and British subjects second things. You would probably have to drag one of these frogs behind a car in order for them to start speaking The King's English.

I thought that Canada spoke English and French? Or I should say those are the official languages but I'm over in the maritimes part of Quebec and there's not one piece of anything out here that's English. I almost couldn't pump gas today because I couldn't figure out how to turn the stupid gas pump on. There's just nothing in English, google translate saved my ass. It would almost seem like they have to know at least some English. I mean don't they teach it in their schools out here? But I think it's probably one of those we are France first and British subjects second things. You would probably have to drag one of these frogs behind a car in order for them to start speaking The King's English.

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Cool it with the antikermitism.

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Hahaha, clever!

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Clever? More like cleaver. As in meat cleaver which is what one of their diversity strengths is going to cut you with if you don’t hurry up and keep it moving.

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What does that even mean? What does Kermit the Frog have to do with Quebec dropping English?

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French are colloquially known as 'frogs'

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Yes I know that that's why I said frogs. But what does Kermit the frog have to do with French people. Is he French? I remember the French chef but I don't remember Kermit ever acting French.

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In a nutshell, Quebec has always wanted to be separate from Canada just so they could keep everything in French. They have laws and legit language police to make sure things are in French. They have their own rules for everything, their own revenue collectors, their own pension plan, rules so different from the rest of Canada (no right turns on reds) that if there is some kind of contest, the fine print will almost always say "not valid in Quebec".

Fuck Quebec. Trudeau is from there (after his whore mom got knocked up by Fidel Castro), they have the worst work ethic of anyone I have ever had to do business with (almost like niggers). The worst thing about them is their "French". Their grammar and pronunciation have them basically speaking ebonics when you compare it to real French from France. If your boss ever wants to send you there for business, get out of it. They take take take from the rest of Canada and give fuck all in return. You know how asbestos is banned pretty much everywhere? Well Quebec still mines and sells thay shit.

There are too many reasons to hate those cunts, so your frustration with going there is quite normal. You would have to be retarded to want to live there.

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Funny you say right on red, I was wondering about that today when I made a right on red. It's not like I could have understood what a placard would have said telling me I could or couldn't do it. Well I blame Canada for being pussies and not telling them to knock that shit off and be a province or don't get benefits or whatever Canada can do. The coast is extremely pretty, well at least further up. Where I am I feel like I'm in fucking Vevey Switzerland. So it's crowded and kind of run down but has pretty aspects. I know some people from this province and they've all left for western Canada, now I know why.

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Quebec is French only. I had more English spoken. in France to be honest.

They all speak enginlish but refuse . Learn a few words in French, apologize and say you speak English mostly. Suddenly they speak English to you.

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When I was here about 13 years ago I was more into asking if they would speak English with me. For some reason I'm just horribly annoyed that I have to drag them at knifepoint to have a conversation. This part of quebec is really pretty that's why I'm driving through it. My main goal is the checkout Prince Edward Island and parts of Nova Scotia.

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At least it’s not street shitter or chink…yet.

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That would be the city of Vancouver. That whole coastal area is fucked.

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The entire West Coast of NA is a liberal enclave until you get to Alaska.

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The only reason Quebec exists is because Napoleon was Canada's (at the time technically a British colony) ally fighting the US in 1812. Frogs only live there because the Brits and Americans had to stop fighting when Napoleon had more goals and stuck to Europe and kept his ships, troops and money culminating with Waterloo and his incarceration.

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How White is it up there?

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Well there are some darks but mostly it's all white I would say 99% snow. I saw some Lagertha hotness a few times today.

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So I'm still on the maritime side of Quebec and I have a correction about how white it is. The countryside is white as should be expected but the cities are filled with mud and various shades of mud. That's very disappointing you can think fucking Trudeau and his little goon squad for that he wants to be the next un or world health organization premiere or something so he's got to cook out his entire nation for his political gains. And just like the US they spread their asshole wider and wider to fit his fist up it just like we do with Biden and all the clowns that are in Congress but anyway

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I feel bad for all the true Canadians.

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I think the true Canadians are fine up in Nunavut. They could give a shit about Trudeau and his little pussy boys. Up there to the spearing fucking whales and and killing polar bears. I doubt that diversity is much more than Eskimos and one or two intrepid people.

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They literally have laws there that say everything has to be in French first no matter. English can be an option only.

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I mean in all of Canada they'll have the English and then they'll have the French and it'll be all the same length like on a placard it'll be don't turn to the left and then right next it'll be blah blah blah le poo poo. Here it's just le poo poo and fuck you everyone else. I mean I would understand totally if I was in say France but new france was lost however many years ago, they should probably get over that.

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To my understanding it's just Quebec that has those french laws.

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And all the prime ministers are just straight up pussies and don't force the issue. I never hearing years ago that Quebec was going to try to secede from the country. That would be interesting. Canada's governing body would probably lay down and spread their ass cheeks for that and let it happen.

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Haha mange d'la marde, tapette!

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Learn English faggot 🐸

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lôlle Fagö! face de couilles! croustilles!

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Typical long nose, beanie-eyed stained teeth from smoking too many cigarettes frogger. Why don't you stick one of your faggy french baguettes up your ass. Wii Wii!! News flash, from what I hear france don't even want you diaper waste motherfuckers. So stick that in your fromagerie and suck it. Three more days then you can take your language and stuff it up your ass.

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Tabernak!

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Fuck you! Lol, I know that one.

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So weird all their curse words are church related. Tabarnak(tabernacle) , Colis (spelling?- Chalice, i.e. grail or communion), each saint individually....I heard a girl Quebecois get in cold water and got to hear them all yelled in a row...they just string'em together. WowoTabarnak..., Colis, then something about the virgin mary...'fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck'

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half of the population of quebec cannot read and write... why do you expect them to know a second language?

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I thought Northwest Territories was the asshole of Canada but I guess it's Quebec. I got another 300 miles and a stop at one of the national parks and then I'm out of this province. I'm looking forward to going to Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia. If I have enough time and energy and time (I'll stress that again) I'd go over to Newfoundland but that's the size of England so I need a while to explore that and I don't think I have that time (again).