I have a bird feeder in my front yard and a squirrel has been eating all of the food out of it. Back in May, the feeder was empty and a squirrel was staring at me, chirping at me, telling me to fill the feeder up. I stopped and looked at the squirrel and it was looking right into my eyes, chirping and stomping it's front paw, like it was saying "hey asshole, give me some damn food". I shook my head and said to it "you should be ashamed of yourself, eating all of the birds food. You're going to get fat". Then it turned sideways and I could see it was a she, and she was pregnant. I felt bad about talking shit to her and went to grab some seed right away and filled the feeder back up. I keep it full now, and every time I see her, she looks at my and gives a nicer chirp, almost like a thank you. The seeds that she spills on the ground, she will go down and get them when I am only a couple of feet away.
I had one I used to take care of at work. It'd wait at the door for me
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