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[–] 3 pts

Thats not really darwin tho. He was absolutely successful and also survived unharmed. But jeez what a joker !!.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Guy had a ham radio, a sandwich, and beers with him on the trip. No wonder he dropped his pistol. Two pilots spotted him as he got into commercial airspace. So finally he lands and it takes out the entire neighborhood electricity for a couple hours. He finally gets down from the power lines. Is immediately arrested. They go to take his pilots license away. He doesn't have one. Gets fined 1500 instead. Does it again sometime later, spawning a few copy cats to do the same. This was detailed in an old Darwin award email chain write up on the honorable mention category, because, as you said: still alive by the grace of God. The write-up by darwin award staffers was particularly funny if it can be found.

[–] 0 pt

' Does it again sometime later, spawning a few copy cats to do the same. '

And still no-one died - not even from the multiple copy cats. Thats my point. It negates the reason for a Darwin award. Darwin has the implied distinction of causing an individuals death in such an obviously retarded and overtly negligent yet preventable way that even a downs syndrome would baulk at following. These are 'irresponsible fools that lived to tell the story', an polar opposite of a true 'darwin award'.

[–] 0 pt (edited )

Oh I agree but here is the link

https://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html

I'm sure you can find their contact us button and complain about it to them. Maybe they'll even remove the honorable mention award for you if it bothers you so much.

For what it's worth, this "copy cat" did die when the winds blew him far into the oceanside and he didn't know how to use his GPS when he called for help on his satellite phone. Nobody found him - only the balloons.

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008-16.html

Everyone seems to forget that the Darwin Award does not require death; merely removing yourself from the gene pool. This means self-sterilization is sufficient. It also means defacto disqualification for anyone who has already procreated.

In any case, balloon man was never in the running.