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Mine happened in a pub in Patley Bridge Yorks when I was 16, I am 60 now, it was this:

When your piss runs clear you have had enough to drink.

This little gem of knowledge was shared with me by some seriously old gaffer, yeah "gaffer", an ancient old farmer looked just like Sam Gamgees' dad. I remember the event to this day, and sometimes when I am drinking I remember it, and damn if it isn't true. If I start to drink and get to the point of just feeling "happy" and coincidentally have to piss, well,,,, fuck me freddy, my piss runs clear.

The old gaffer is long gone, but it's funny how immortality works, his phrase lives on in me and therefore he is still "alive" even if it is only in memory.

3/7/2023 After reading the answers I have had so far, I feel the majority don't quite understand the meaning of the word "profound"

Mine happened in a pub in Patley Bridge Yorks when I was 16, I am 60 now, it was this: When your piss runs clear you have had enough to drink. This little gem of knowledge was shared with me by some seriously old gaffer, yeah "gaffer", an ancient old farmer looked just like Sam Gamgees' dad. I remember the event to this day, and sometimes when I am drinking I remember it, and damn if it isn't true. If I start to drink and get to the point of just feeling "happy" and coincidentally have to piss, well,,,, fuck me freddy, my piss runs clear. The old gaffer is long gone, but it's funny how immortality works, his phrase lives on in me and therefore he is still "alive" even if it is only in memory. 3/7/2023 After reading the answers I have had so far, I feel the majority don't quite understand the meaning of the word "profound"

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Throw a girl in the middle of a bunch of BFF guys around 20 something and they'll gradually start turning on each others, their personality will switch, like you crack a nasty joke, as usual, and suddenly it's like nobody knows you anymore, unless the girl starts laughing... Then they laugh...

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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

lol that reminds me of a southpark episode where the guys start hitting puberty all at the same time and start fighting over the woman in their class

[–] • 2 pts

It's exactly that, it's real

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

I'm not one to try to get notch on my belt. One of the guys i used to work with made it known he would like to date. then, unrelated, i had to break up with my boyfriend, then i moved on later to date my now fiance. when my co worker found out that i was dating again and never told him, he went over to the work cart, took off his hardhat and hat, got on his knees and started praying to his god. Probably satan since he was a fat jew. it was one of the weirdest things i've seen a guy do