Are you drinking all the time, telling people what to do, and molesting children?
Are you drinking all the time, telling people what to do, and molesting children?
I was with my father a couple days ago and we were having dinner with a couple of his friends. He's a fucking sneak attacker and always adds on people to a nice dinner and they're always some insufferable rich person. Sure it's his money but damn. Anyway after dinner we had a nightcap at his friend's house and the guy asked if I'd like something to drink. So my stupid ass asks for one finger of bourbon and of course no one understands what that is, even when you show them what a finger looks like. So homeboy gives me 1/4 of a glass and I didn't want to be rude by wasting his bourbon. So there I go drinky away. I finally sort of feel normal and it's been 3 days. When I pour bourbon, I do one finger two pieces of ice and I sip it. I never feel like I'm going to die afterwards. Maybe I should pour myself but that's probably rude.
I was with my father a couple days ago and we were having dinner with a couple of his friends. He's a fucking sneak attacker and always adds on people to a nice dinner and they're always some insufferable rich person. Sure it's his money but damn. Anyway after dinner we had a nightcap at his friend's house and the guy asked if I'd like something to drink. So my stupid ass asks for one finger of bourbon and of course no one understands what that is, even when you show them what a finger looks like. So homeboy gives me 1/4 of a glass and I didn't want to be rude by wasting his bourbon. So there I go drinky away. I finally sort of feel normal and it's been 3 days. When I pour bourbon, I do one finger two pieces of ice and I sip it. I never feel like I'm going to die afterwards. Maybe I should pour myself but that's probably rude.
Who doesn't know what a finger is?
Who doesn't know what a finger is?
Old drinkers develop a tolerance so they pour like they do in the movies. They are far beyond normal measuring. Lol
Old drinkers develop a tolerance so they pour like they do in the movies. They are far beyond normal measuring. Lol
Gotta love drinking with the old timers
Gotta love drinking with the old timers
Apparently this guy. Either that or he's got arthritic fingers because he's old as dirt and one finger of his is equal to two of mine. That's probably what it really is. But I did hold up my finger to show him what I was thinking about.
Apparently this guy. Either that or he's got arthritic fingers because he's old as dirt and one finger of his is equal to two of mine. That's probably what it really is. But I did hold up my finger to show him what I was thinking about.
So you got served by Brandon.
So you got served by Brandon.
Been getting drunk and raping altar boys again are we ?
Been getting drunk and raping altar boys again are we ?
Lately or like just day before yesterday through yesterday? Because I would have an answer for that
Lately or like just day before yesterday through yesterday? Because I would have an answer for that
Past week. Everyone coming to me for advice
Past week. Everyone coming to me for advice
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