Fuck an ugly lady in HR
Fuck an ugly lady in HR
- Get a job with said company.
- Corporate terrorism.
- ?
- Send in an application. This will get you at least one contact, probably an email that says they won't hire you because you're White.
- Whatever your thinking, don't do it.
- Write a poem about it.
- Run through their main office naked and greased up from head to the toes in your cowboy boots. Steal as much paperwork as you can on said streak while dodging the cops chasing you through the parking garage on your way out.
- I'm up to number eight already? 8.5 Shit on the CEO's car. Preferably through the open sunroof.
- Walk in the front door and introduce yourself to whoever you see first and ask lots of questions. Questions like, hey, where's the bathroom at? Or, will you be my daddy? If it's a beautiful woman, get her digits. If it's a man, shake his hand firmly and piss on his shoes to establish dominance. Do not, under any circumstances let go of his hand. If it's a fag, wink at him.
- Make a profile on Linkedin. And lie, lie, lie.
- Idk anything else that won't spare you a lengthy prison sentence... Some of those options might have consequences, btw. Make sure you have a good lawyer on retainer should you choose any of them and execute one or more... Or all of them, idk.
- Disclaimer: I'm not a corporate terrorism expert and this was just to make you laugh.
- Profit. (That's mandatory. Just like the Fuck You option on polls here.)
1. Get a job with said company.
2. Corporate terrorism.
3. ?
4. Send in an application. This will get you at least one contact, probably an email that says they won't hire you because you're White.
5. Whatever your thinking, don't do it.
6. Write a poem about it.
7. Run through their main office naked and greased up from head to the toes in your cowboy boots. Steal as much paperwork as you can on said streak while dodging the cops chasing you through the parking garage on your way out.
8. I'm up to number eight already?
8.5 Shit on the CEO's car. Preferably through the open sunroof.
9. Walk in the front door and introduce yourself to whoever you see first and ask lots of questions. Questions like, hey, where's the bathroom at? Or, will you be my daddy? If it's a beautiful woman, get her digits. If it's a man, shake his hand firmly and piss on his shoes to establish dominance. Do not, under any circumstances let go of his hand. If it's a fag, wink at him.
10. Make a profile on Linkedin. And lie, lie, lie.
11. Idk anything else that won't spare you a lengthy prison sentence... Some of those options might have consequences, btw. Make sure you have a good lawyer on retainer should you choose any of them and execute one or more... Or all of them, idk.
12. Disclaimer: I'm not a corporate terrorism expert and this was just to make you laugh.
13. Profit. (That's mandatory. Just like the Fuck You option on polls here.)
LinkedIn.
LinkedIn.
hack em
hack em
The first rule of OSINT is recon.
The first rule of OSINT is recon.
If you're lucky, their IT and HR have their shit together and the company has an electronic org chart you can navigate. That's if you work inside the company. Outside, no idea. Try ChatGPT?
If you're lucky, their IT and HR have their shit together and the company has an electronic org chart you can navigate. That's if you work inside the company. Outside, no idea. Try ChatGPT?
Large public company: look at the SEC reports.
Small - Medium private company: linkedin. Look at titles, look who they are connected with in the same company.
Large public company: look at the SEC reports.
Small - Medium private company: linkedin. Look at titles, look who they are connected with in the same company.
A few moments later... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5BBFvTnojo
A few moments later... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5BBFvTnojo
Go through sales folk
Go through sales folk
There's a salesman book that gives you all the IT names and details. Can't recall it's name though.
There's a salesman book that gives you all the IT names and details. Can't recall it's name though.
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