I only know the square(?) stitch to mend ripped clothes. Its been useful

This is not an intrinsically boring question, but you asked it in such a faggoty way, so im not gonna answer it, and I encourage other people to do their part and not answer it as well.

You reap what you sow

I actually enjoy it. It's relaxing, like watching baseball. Repaired a belt loop for the first time about a week ago. Just chill on the porch with beer, cigarettes and music.