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I just read where it is being considered that a mission to Mars will have an all female crew. What could go wrong? What are they going to do if something needs to be repaired? What if garbage needs to be taken out? But most of all, how could the mission succeed when they are all refusing to speak to each other?

I just read where it is being considered that a mission to Mars will have an all female crew. What could go wrong? What are they going to do if something needs to be repaired? What if garbage needs to be taken out? But most of all, how could the mission succeed when they are all refusing to speak to each other?

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[–] • 4 pts

I can see it now...

Mission Control: Mars one, do you read me? ... Mars one, do you read me?

Mars one: Reading you, over.

Mission Control: We are reading abnormal telemetry, is everything OK?

Mars one: IT'S FINE!!

Mission Control: What is the nature of the problem?

Mars one: If you really cared, you'd already know!

And, what will they do with all the sandwiches?

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

The supercraft won't even get 1/10th of the 8 month journey. They'll be cat fighting, developing cliques, arguing and not speaking to each other. Before the doomed female mission which will likely have trannies involved too, so their penises In a tight space might annoy some of them.

This will be the funniest documentary/reality show of all time if they go through with it.

12 female astronauts

14 sassy attitudes

there is 2 more astronauts. 2 trannies

how will their 8 month journey to an uninhabitable land with no oxygen go?

will they somehow complete the mission?

Men aren't from Mars

A legacy of female empowerment who aren't only from Venus. They are taking Mars for themselves and feminists universe wide.

Coming soon to theaters 2050 but the technology doesn't exist so we will potentially release the documentary after filming in 2150.

[–] • 1 pt

Basic feminine hygiene requires water. Guess what is rationed in space? Imagine spending 8 months in what smells like an uncleaned fish tank.

[–] • 0 pt

And by month 3 they will have synchronised their cycles too... if they last that long.

[–] • 2 pts

Remember the female astronaut on the ISS that tried to create an emergency on the station by making a leak so they would bring her home? Like there were rockets just sitting around on the pads waiting, like an Uber.