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So we took on a new girl at work. All guys, we're kinda a rough crowd. She's doing great, hard working, tomboy, horse girl. We're friendly, but we don't try to treat her any different.

One of the guys got her in. He wants to get with her. She's totally friend zoned him, don't know what he was thinking. They're mid 20s, I'm earlyish 30s. Don't want any drama, used to being alone, but feel like she's got a thing for me.

Know it wouldn't be a good idea to pursue, but... You know. Throw me feedback bros/gals

So we took on a new girl at work. All guys, we're kinda a rough crowd. She's doing great, hard working, tomboy, horse girl. We're friendly, but we don't try to treat her any different. One of the guys got her in. He wants to get with her. She's totally friend zoned him, don't know what he was thinking. They're mid 20s, I'm earlyish 30s. Don't want any drama, used to being alone, but feel like she's got a thing for me. Know it wouldn't be a good idea to pursue, but... You know. Throw me feedback bros/gals

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[–] • 40 pts

Don't shit where you eat and don't fuck where you work. Most of the times it's out of convenience than real feelings.

[–] • 21 pts

Also a work 10 is a street 6.

[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

"Proximity relationships" is the term I use to describe people who only date because they're around each other regularly for work/etc.

[–] • 3 pts

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me

[–] • 6 pts

To even ask the question is to already know the answer.

"The moment there is any doubt, there is no doubt."

[–] • 5 pts

I always liked the phrase "If you have to ask.."

[–] • 11 pts

horse girl

Seriously, not universal but frequently a major red flag. Frequently cat lady syndrome turned to 11. Whoring is also common. You've been warned.

[–] • 1 pt

Well, more like her grandparents horses, she used to live with

[–] • 3 pts

I had several relationships with coworkers, it was fine. Just be prepared to leave if things go bad.

[–] • 11 pts

Ask her what she thinks Hitler did. Proceed accordingly.

[–] • 7 pts

Any woman who doesn't honor the Fuhrer is no woman for me. My wife just laughed as I typed this.

[–] • 4 pts

"Nothing" - Potential "Not enough" - Oh yeah

[–] • 1 pt

what did Hitler do?

[–] • 2 pts

what did Hitler do?

His best to save the world from kikes and niggers and faggots. Unfortunately he was unsuccessful.

[–] • 9 pts

Major General Butler would tell you not to shit where you eat.

[–] • 9 pts

Don't shit where you eat, retard.

[–] • 7 pts (edited )

Horsey women are mentally ill. They fixate on those huge animals with rippling muscles, and you will always be an afterthought. They will drain you financially. Keeping horses is expensive. After you buy her a mini-ranch with buildings and fences she will divorce rape you. I know of two such women. One is my sister, and the other is a hot blonde that chased me for several years after she cashed out on her bank executive ex. I nibbled on the bait, but was smart enough to refuse to swallow the hook.

Edit: Also, don't shit where you eat.

[–] • 1 pt

As mentioned, more like she grew up with them

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

....and they will always be a big part of her life....at your expense, financially and personally.

What the hell, go for it. Take your best shot but remember that thinking with your big head is a really good idea.

[–] • 6 pts

Office relationships are hands off like it was plutonium. https://pic8.co/sh/60jtrP.jpg

[–] • 3 pts

To put it in perspective. That Cobalt 60 source, when new in July of '63, emitted enough radiation to give you a 95% chance of death in 50 seconds. Drop and run indeed.

Today, after 60 years and about 11 half-lives, you would exceed the allowable annual dose limit for radiation workers in about 15 minutes. It would take you about a day (23.6 hr) to get that same 95% chance of death dose.

[–] • 0 pt

How many people died to engrave that?

[–] • 2 pts

Drop and run? Like hit and quit? Is that from your lab?

[–] • 2 pts

No. That is absolutely not mine. Cobalt 60 is extremely radioactive, even short exposures to unmitigated sources of it can kill you.

[–] • 3 pts

It's in perfect cannon projectile shape though.

[–] • 2 pts

Good to know

[–] • 4 pts

Oh god, not a HORSE girl...

[–] • 1 pt

They are kinda crazy. You just have to accept that you and the children are second fiddle to her favorite horse.

[–] • 1 pt

I used to be friends with two horse girls in elementary school. They are a lifelong kinda crazy

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

Have kids with her

[–] • 3 pts

If she's too stupid to realize your coworker got her the job and still friend zoned him then she's going to make you regret trying.

If she knows what she's doing then she's manipulative as hell and is basically going to create drama with the whole office and a bunch of you guys are going to be finding new jobs while she gets a nice company settlement and a title bump.

The only girl/woman you should ever invest in is one who chases you because it means she has actual desire and not just bored or in need of a quick promotion.

To be quite frank, if you're over 30 there's no excuse for being as clueless as you seem to be. But if it needs to be spelled out, keep your dick in your pants or start looking for a new job.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm pretty, not trying. That makes me forbidden fruit

[–] • 2 pts

Forget all that and tell me how you got this many responses to a post where you answered your own question in the asking?

[–] • 1 pt

I know right. Been to busy to post much

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