There's a place near me that does $.50 wings and $2 Millers during Monday Night Football. I was sort of excited to find it cause wings seem to run so expensive anymore that somehow $.50 seemed cheap. It was disappointing though. The wings were undersized, and the waitresses openly complained that they weren't making any money on cheap wings and beer. All I could think was I'd tip well enough to make up for the low price if the wings were more than bone and the waitresses would do their job rather than stand around complaining in front of customers.
Long story short: Buy land in the middle of nowhere, get a bunch of guns and signs that read "No niggies - Jews shot on sight," raise your own chickens, and have your own wing night.
There's a place near me that does $.50 wings and $2 Millers during Monday Night Football. I was sort of excited to find it cause wings seem to run so expensive anymore that somehow $.50 seemed cheap. It was disappointing though. The wings were undersized, and the waitresses openly complained that they weren't making any money on cheap wings and beer. All I could think was I'd tip well enough to make up for the low price if the wings were more than bone and the waitresses would do their job rather than stand around complaining in front of customers.
Long story short: Buy land in the middle of nowhere, get a bunch of guns and signs that read "No niggies - Jews shot on sight," raise your own chickens, and have your own wing night.
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