Where a fucking wig like niggers do and grow that shit like Harold Fine Hair. Don't be a pussy... Edit: my father used to fly in the air force and they had strict hair requirements. So he would wear a wig when he had a fly. So you can put your hair up in a tight bun and toss a wig on and that would be that. It's your head not theirs and if they're going to judge you for having longer hair then that kind of sucks. If you're working around machinery and you have no way to protect your self, that's different. But a bunch of corporate picky picks don't deserve the stress that you're putting yourself through because they'll find something else to fucking tear you down, trust me.