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Because of climate change

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I remember the first time I opened the door and saw snow on the ground. It was shocking. The weatherman said it would be too warm to snow. It was then I realized climate change was stalking us all with every breath we take. I was disheveled.

I went out anyways and down the street was a horrific car crash. It was as small car full of twenty clowns. It had lost control on a banana, in spite of the fresh snow. Shoes and balloons were everywhere. It was terrible.That day I lost my sense of humor. I now only see sarcasm as literal statements.

Won't someone think of the children?

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I know your entranced with greta but come on man!

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I don't retard even accidentally.

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thank you, you made my point. WTF yall

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are you sure?

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enhanced

Entranced??? Illiterate nigger.

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entranced adjective

filled with wonder and delight.Held at attention, as if by magic.filled with wonder and delight

Go away nigger

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When I was in Iceland about 10 years ago (I'm very sarcastic, almost to a fault but so are the people that I hang with). Well Iceland does not own a sarcastic bone in its body. I managed to offend everybody I talked to, like greatly offend. Finally on the last day I was there I met a girl who was driving me to my airplane shuttle who got the jokes I was letting go. And I told her, I was like "where have you been this entire trip, I've offended most of your country". She said "oh, I stayed in the US for 3 years so I understand your jokes. Icelanders are very serious people and get offended at the slightest anything". I should have asked her to marry me right then and there. I think sarcasm is great way to jab at situations. I think people who know how to use sarcasm correctly can work a room comedically with doctoral precision and not offend the person who the situational sarcasm is regarding. My fault was and is sometimes I forget the room that I'm playing so my barb's and beatdowns go off like a fart in a spacesuit. If I'm going after a bro or a bodie out west or something they get offended at anything. They're a bunch of mental pussies to be honest. I'd have some of my best material when I go at it with a couple of greater New York area blue collar guys that I used to work with. The abuse was bloody and raw, but we've never laughed so hard and created some great bits at the expense of each other.

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Didn't see any retards there I'd bet. They've genocided them all

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Well there was a ton of beautiful girls there. There was a lot of darkies which made me sad. Now they've got a lot of Main Street covered with the faggot flag. so Iceland's gone full cuck bullshit trans homo.

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Good Iceland info

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Yes be very Spock with Icelanders. And never ask how they are, that's only done in the US. If you do ask that, they look at you like you're an asshole because that's something that you say to a friend. And since we're not friends they're like fuck you, fuck you.

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What the fuck makes you think I can't take sarcasm?

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as a collective it seems poal cant

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Feelings is the new god in a cult of cry babies. Sticks and stones

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Could be laziness. It's easier to find a "gotcha moment" against someone when you intentionally interpret their words too literally.

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yall need to chill

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Just keep your 6' feet apart and we'll be alright.

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see, this is why you fuckers are gonna have to put up with me for along time.

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Like you'd have something creatively sarcastic to say anyway.