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Think it's legit? I heard they hate bankers.

Think it's legit? I heard they hate bankers.

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Have you looked into them at all? I mean... even a little? (Or is this a troll post?)

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(shhh. Troll post. I get bored.)

I heard they hate bankers, like boats, and you can punch people in the face if you get power. Also captain hats. Absolutely everything I value in life.

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Scientology preys on lonely depressed losers by telling them that they can be "cleared" of bad experiences from the past. At first it's cheap but the cost gets higher as you go to higher levels. Because of the name, low IQs think it's scientific. Had a friend who was into it for a while because he was lost after leaving the Navy where they told him what to do. Married another Scientologist but she was a creepy gold digger. Divorced soon after. If you are a lonely depressed loser, you will do well and make friends.

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No. I have friends and am quite cheerful. Great wife, my own business, cool dogs. Everything is going pretty good. John Travolta is my hero, though. Gotta be like John.

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"Had a friend" Hahaha buddy sure. You got sexually confused by all that Navy butt stuff, didn't you. DIDNTYOU? It's OK. It's confusing for everybody.

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He was a high school friend and came from a pretty messed up abusive home. He went into the Navy while I went to college. He probably should have stayed in the Navy because he needed something to give him structure. He went downhill after the divorce, Scientology didn't help and he is another deceased veteran today. May he rest in peace and piss off with your adolescent gay comments.

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They may hate bankers, but only as competition. Grabbing dollars is what scientology is all about.

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Thank you. I can get behind this. Looking forward to being grilled about my mom while holding that shake weight thing

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Be ready with the cash. A LOT of cash.

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Think they accept barter? I have a shit load of feminine hygiene products.

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Once you join... you cannot leave.

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This actually makes me want to join. Stalking me where I live is a very very bad idea. That would be hilarious.

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You'll need bankers: to loan you a minimum of $50,000 per level.

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Not once they learn my amazing secret.

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It's a scam and a cult

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Perfect. I'm gonna run this thing. I'll let you guys know when I'm in control.

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You go right ahead Skippy. Please report back.

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Eww. Remember Skippy from Pizzagate?

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I think you should try soul cycle.

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Too dangerous. Fuck off. I’m not suicidal.

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Take your wallet and checkbook

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L. Ron Hubbard famously said, ‘You don’t get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion’ in 1949 to Lloyd A. Eshbach as quoted by Eshbach in his autobiography Over My Shoulder: Reflections On A Science Fiction Era (1983).

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Awesome. This is what I'm looking for.

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