I was at a crowded bar waiting outside the bathroom door to use it next. I got in a conversation with some woman there by the door and what ever song the juke box was playing ended and the bar fell silent, and at just that instant, for some reason the woman I was talking to slapped me hard right across my face. I don't remember at all what I said to her but it must have been a doozy. Every eye in the bar was on me.