That's ok, I believe I have a psychic connection with you, as I often feel your thoughts pushing into mine, particularly when I am dreaming late at night.
I had a very sexual dream about Buttered Spaghetti last night, when I suddenly felt your presence inside my dream.
All of the sudden, I was instead thinking about how the pasta should be seasoned, because surely just butter wasn't enough.
And I heard a Chinese voice, not so much saying anything, but sharing its thoughts with me, saying:
One of your Dreams has been moved from Dreams/Sexual to Dreams/Cooking Reason: Wrong Dream or you Requested it
lol That's what you get when you have cup noodles before bed.
Lol.
Regardless, If I had to guess about your thoughts on my own mental health...
I would guess that you think I am a relatively sane yet depressive alcoholic with a bad sense of humor, who can occasionally be an annoyance, but more often than not is entertaining, if only occasionally actually funny.
And despite the fact that we have often disagreed in the past we have never really let it effect our opinions of each other, because we both recognize that despite our own personal failings in terms of temperament and intelligence, we both highly value Justice and doing the right thing.
I also suspect you're jealous of my heterosexuality, cuz u gay.
I agreed with you up until the last sentence.
Don't @picman me, bro!
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