Define your parameters for mental health and I'll give you an answer about what you think of me.
I'm not a psychiatrist.
That's ok, I believe I have a psychic connection with you, as I often feel your thoughts pushing into mine, particularly when I am dreaming late at night.
I had a very sexual dream about Buttered Spaghetti last night, when I suddenly felt your presence inside my dream.
All of the sudden, I was instead thinking about how the pasta should be seasoned, because surely just butter wasn't enough.
And I heard a Chinese voice, not so much saying anything, but sharing its thoughts with me, saying:
One of your Dreams has been moved from Dreams/Sexual to Dreams/Cooking Reason: Wrong Dream or you Requested it
lol That's what you get when you have cup noodles before bed.
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