It's not enough to be baffled by yourself. In order to qualify, you must be able to baffle a great multitude of others.
Some of the people, all of the time and all of the people, some of the time.
No, but you can be the idiot who posts how company names, when spelled backwards, vaguely resemble a word in a different language for something evil, therefore it's a warning from God.
Warning from God, or the Devil telling you he is here?
kek i saw that smdh lol
You have never added value to a conversation.
Except for four or five times when you actually blew my mind.
You realize that about yourself, right?
You always need to talk. But it is more like you are trying to fill a void to get a quick laugh, a little easy positive reinforcement.
You always need to talk. But it is so much meaningless filler.
I've heard you say things before, and it has brought me to tears.
You, of all people, have a lot of important things to say.
And I think you really should say them.
We would all be better for it.
Yeah I actually get that now. I was invited on the runecast to do some shit about younger dryas this week by walt last sunday. This week i just get ghosted right up until they start a show w/o me. Fuck it man. I'm gonna take the hint and fuck off.
Best I can do is woodchipper.
Show us your signature. Doctors have an awful signature.
Then send us your SSN and banking info.
You're a perfect candidate since you'll most likely be willing to do whatever big pharma tells you. For being a doctor, you just have to have the discipline to memorize a bunch of stupid shit like Latin and long, boring drug names.
Being baffled is a good start but there's more too it than that. Do you believe that THE SCIENCE came to earth in the personage of Anthony Fauci? Do you accept Pfizer into your arm (and bloodstream, and liver, and reproductive organs) as your savior? Do you repent for your sins against the holy consensus? If so say ten "vaccines save millions of lives" get circumcised, put on your labcoat and you're pretty much a doctor*
*You will not officially or technically be a doctor. Consult your local medical school to find out how much debt you'll need to be in to become a doctor.
I’m confused why you think being baffled would be a requirement for being a doctor.
…maybe I could be one, too?
We'll get you on at the Pentagon.
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