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Yes, I'm an old white male and considered privileged. But since the United States is hell bent on paying descendants of dead people millions of dollars to right past injustices, I figured I have nothing to lose by making a claim.

With the awesome power of the internet, I figure I can come up with a pretty good list of injustices I can make a case with. If it works, I will personally up vote every post and comment you make.

Thank you!

Sincerely, Vastrightwing.

Yes, I'm an old white male and considered privileged. But since the United States is hell bent on paying descendants of dead people millions of dollars to right past injustices, I figured I have nothing to lose by making a claim. With the awesome power of the internet, I figure I can come up with a pretty good list of injustices I can make a case with. If it works, I will personally up vote every post and comment you make. Thank you! Sincerely, Vastrightwing.

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I'll call you a nigger right now

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Oh, like Rachel Dolezal!

Excellent idea.

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I'm thinking of going after the government of France for reparations because of what the Normans did in 1066 to my Anglo-Saxon ancestors. The Normans invaded the shit out of England and didn't even ask my great-great-great-great-great-great- .... great granddad's permission, so I want compensation for the pain and suffering this historical event has caused me throughout my life. I think five million dollars should do it.

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You need to consider net present value and currency debasement. I'm thinking $100 million at least.

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After you get that money, I'll go after you for what your English ancestors did to my Scottish and Irish ancestors.

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That's right! And no cheap tricks involving bottles of whiskey. We want money!

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Thats just whiskey with extra steps

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But since the English paid off the capital losses incurred by freeing slaves, they can treat that money as a loan to the sons of former slaves, who, by virtue of compensation, now have money to pay this back.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_Compensation_Act_1837

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That sounds like some (((creative accounting))).

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Hahaha that was my family attacking you right after that they created Brittany and Normandie

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Well, I want reparations from the Mongols for pillaging and raping my Slavic ancestors.

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I want reparations for having grow up with niggers but I won't get that

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owes 5 million bucks!

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Naw I owe him nothing but a Fresh invasion. From my view point the brats like niggers more then Americans.

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Redefine "minority" to claim everything

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You don't need to redefine anything. Whites, inclusive of everyone from the Nords to the Slavs to the Greeks, and all the Anglos everywhere, are about 8% to 13% of the world's population. We are a minority made of highly diverse minorities.

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At this point, we need a constitutional amendment saying that we need to outlaw any type of government based charity or welfare.

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that is already written into the constitution, but the kikes dont give a fuck

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Which part speaks to this?

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The Tenth Amendment, which basically says: "Go read the thing niggers. If it don't say you can do it, you can't do it."

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We all have a claim against Rome

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Just the fact that you have to expend energy to try and comprehend this mind numbing bullshit is a reason for a claim. Good luck!

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Just claim you are the descendant of a slave. How do they prove you are not.

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Just claim you’re black

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Elizabeth Warren seems to have hit on a nice idea, claim to be Indian. I can probably send my dog's DNA to 23andme and find 0.00032% Indian DNA. They can prove I'm part Indian.

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Claim you’re black and if they dispute it say transracial-phobia is bigoted and we are still stuck in the days of Michael Jackson.

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Just say you're black. Are they going to force DNA tests? Have panels of liberal judges make you walk the catwalk and see if you look black enough?

If they deny you, ask for reparations for the deaths of your ancestors who died in a war to free people they did not enslave and to make the United States on of the first countries in the world to abolish slavery.

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Claim that your ancestors were the Irish slaves brought over before the niggers. You should get your nigger gibs first! Because your people's were slaves first! Or if you have some native american, preferably Cherokee, ancestry, make your claim because they had to walk the tRail of teArS! You lost your beautiful home in the southeast and your people had to live on a reservation!

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