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Obviously I'm talking about groundhogs. I don't remember voting for Punxsutawney Phil, do you? I don't need some sneaky little fucker who lives in a hole telling me when to put away my mittens and boots that's all I'm saying.

Obviously I'm talking about groundhogs. I don't remember voting for Punxsutawney Phil, do you? I don't need some sneaky little fucker who lives in a hole telling me when to put away my mittens and boots that's all I'm saying.

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groundhogs are only right 40% of the time, and for a 50-50 blind chance that's terrible odds!

[–] • 3 pts

Or they're right 60% of the time and we're reading them backwards.

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oooh that is a twist, good call

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Exactly. If Phil sees his shadow, there are 6 more weeks of winter. But a shadow requires sun and a sunny day represents the return of spring. If Phil pops up on a cloudy day, that should mean extended winter. Those people in Penn are retards.