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Obviously I'm talking about groundhogs. I don't remember voting for Punxsutawney Phil, do you? I don't need some sneaky little fucker who lives in a hole telling me when to put away my mittens and boots that's all I'm saying.

Obviously I'm talking about groundhogs. I don't remember voting for Punxsutawney Phil, do you? I don't need some sneaky little fucker who lives in a hole telling me when to put away my mittens and boots that's all I'm saying.

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Lighten up. It's a fun little tradition that gives a small town in PA a little publicity once a year.

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Lighten up? No you need to wake up! It's not just one town, loads of towns have their own groundhog. I think this goes all the way to the top. That turkey that the president pardons every thanksgiving may be involved.

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So how do all those groundhogs reach a consensus? Do they flip a coin? Do they vote? Do they use Dominion voting machines connected to the internet?