The best part about groundhogs day is you get to work in the words, Gobbler's Knob to everyday conversation.
The best part about groundhogs day is you get to work in the words, Gobbler's Knob to everyday conversation.
I once watched a film with Bill Murray, when suddenly time was recurring. It was Groundhogs Day. The alarm clock rang. I once watched a film with Bill Murray.
I once watched a film with Bill Murray,
when suddenly time was recurring.
It was Groundhogs Day.
The alarm clock rang.
I once watched a film with Bill Murray.
All I'm saying is no matter what spring is 6 more weeks away. No matter what that fucking rat and a bunch of actors and talking heads say.
Eat the goddamn thing and let's keep warm for 6 more weeks.
All I'm saying is no matter what spring is 6 more weeks away. No matter what that fucking rat and a bunch of actors and talking heads say.
Eat the goddamn thing and let's keep warm for 6 more weeks.
Yeah, and them groundhogs too
Yeah, and them groundhogs too
They die 99.9% of the time they're viewed through my sites and they're not bad to eat.
They die 99.9% of the time they're viewed through my sites and they're not bad to eat.
Lighten up. It's a fun little tradition that gives a small town in PA a little publicity once a year.
Lighten up.
It's a fun little tradition that gives a small town in PA a little publicity once a year.
Lighten up? No you need to wake up! It's not just one town, loads of towns have their own groundhog. I think this goes all the way to the top. That turkey that the president pardons every thanksgiving may be involved.
Lighten up? No you need to wake up! It's not just one town, loads of towns have their own groundhog. I think this goes all the way to the top. That turkey that the president pardons every thanksgiving may be involved.
So how do all those groundhogs reach a consensus? Do they flip a coin? Do they vote? Do they use Dominion voting machines connected to the internet?
So how do all those groundhogs reach a consensus? Do they flip a coin? Do they vote? Do they use Dominion voting machines connected to the internet?
groundhogs are only right 40% of the time, and for a 50-50 blind chance that's terrible odds!
groundhogs are only right 40% of the time, and for a 50-50 blind chance that's terrible odds!
Or they're right 60% of the time and we're reading them backwards.
Or they're right 60% of the time and we're reading them backwards.
oooh that is a twist, good call
oooh that is a twist, good call
Exactly. If Phil sees his shadow, there are 6 more weeks of winter. But a shadow requires sun and a sunny day represents the return of spring. If Phil pops up on a cloudy day, that should mean extended winter. Those people in Penn are retards.
Exactly. If Phil sees his shadow, there are 6 more weeks of winter. But a shadow requires sun and a sunny day represents the return of spring. If Phil pops up on a cloudy day, that should mean extended winter. Those people in Penn are retards.
Winter ended when all the snow from the Christmas storm melted away. That was the first winter the Bootheel had in a long time.
Winter ended when all the snow from the Christmas storm melted away. That was the first winter the Bootheel had in a long time.
Groundhog nigger Phil dindu nuffin.
Groundhog nigger Phil dindu nuffin.
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