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Some asshat in my neighborhood ran a mexican flag up his flagpole instead of the Stars and Stripes. It's right next to a major road where everyone can see it. How do I properly vandalize the shit without getting caught?

Some asshat in my neighborhood ran a mexican flag up his flagpole instead of the Stars and Stripes. It's right next to a major road where everyone can see it. How do I properly vandalize the shit without getting caught?

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[–] • 14 pts

Check local laws, doing that may be illegal. After that, go fuck his wife, beat his children and give his dog a treat. Probably a good doggie. Spray paint 1488 on his house. Raise the Japanese war flag on your way out. Really confuse everyone. Steal his work truck and go on a rampage. Knock over the local liquor store and have a good day, Rampage Bro

[–] • 7 pts

That's true accelerationism

[–] • 3 pts

Hey, he said to give the dog a treat. What more do you want from him?

[–] • 0 pt

Did you just call shotgun? Cause that's how you call shotgun. Save this man a seat, Rampage Bro!!! Ha!

[–] • 7 pts

Sorry, only vandalizing the US flag is permitted under the US current administration. I'm afraid if you vandalize a gay Mexican African Israeli et cetera flag you will be thrown in jail and the key will be thrown away

[–] • 1 pt

Other way around. You're allowed to vandalize any flag, so long as you own it. Vandalize someone else's flag and that's unlawful. (Good luck getting the law enforced if it's an American flag though.)

He's also allowed to fly a Mexican flag if he wants. It's if he flies an American flag subordinate to a Mexican flag that he's violating the US Code.

[–] • 1 pt

We are talking bidenly, not legally. Bidenly gets you thrown in jail for life without so much as a bail hearing.

[–] • 6 pts

I wouldn't bother,

However you could drop flyers calling that neighbor a fucking spic faggot because of the flag.

[–] • 5 pts

Convince the local Jews that it's part of a set of secret anti-semitic symbols and put an 'aztec swastika' on the wall nearby it, then let the Jews do the rest.

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

Super soaker filled with bleach

[–] • 1 pt

Great idea

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Don't cheap out, get the farthest shooting one, up to 50ft. Make sure you have a lot of liquid in and crank the pressure up so it stays silent. Or you could do a home made version and get the pressure really fucking high, maybe even get it from your house, but the bleach trail could lead back to you

https://blog.danallan.com/posts/2020-06-07-diy-super-soaker-prototype/

[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Let's make sure to wear safety goggles FFS. Would be sad to lose vision during the mission.

[–] • 1 pt

Also make sure the prick doesnt have security cams..

[–] • 5 pts

You need face covering, hoody, stolen bike, and a knife. Ride up and cut it down. It's vandalism maybe criminal mischief, as far as risk goes. Unless they charge you with a hate crime then it's 30 years.

After all that, the next day, they put up another one.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Well I have like three stolen bikes in my basement (long story), and I like the other guy's flyer idea too.

[–] • 2 pts

Put up an Argentina flag.

He’ll take that dis to his grave.

[–] • 4 pts

Don't be a nigger.

Put up a bigger, better flag.

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

Whatever you do, wear gloves (so your fingerprints won't touch anything) and cover your face (ideally a ski mask and glasses) .

[–] • 3 pts

Shouldn’t the police take it down? HOA? Something?

[–] • 0 pt

No, the police never do anything.

[–] • 3 pts

Replace it with a flag of Italy. See if anyone notices.

[–] • 3 pts

It's funny. People with Irish or Italian flags don't bother me. Usually they have American too. But Mexican flags piss me off... I give a pass to texican friends of old, who were citizens since inception, and moved to Pennsylvania, but they have all three flags up.

[–] • 3 pts

Yeah all three flags is a completely different message.

[–] • 2 pts

Same with learning their language etc. It's the language of an invader.

[–] • 1 pt

Indeed. Off topic, Just read man who would be king by Rudyard Kipling. Considering starting brothers Karamazov. Any other old book suggestions?

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