Salt and pepper stubble with a dirt-stache, smell like motor oil, dirty fingernails, smoke Maverick cigarettes, basically homeless except not. Scrawny, translucent-skinned, works as a janitor or something low-skilled, spends all night playing video games. Curly-haired, eyes-too-close together, whiny, self-assured, out-of-shape jew trying to figure out how to counter shape the narrative. Overweight fed taking psychiatric meds and LARPING but somehow thinks we're the ones with problems. Biker wives.