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[–] 5 pts

Just go over there and bribe someone

[–] 3 pts

Find a school where kids are learning English, have donors/sponsors write a poem with an entry fee. When the poem is read with video proof, the school gets a cut of the entry fee and you take the other uh....90% for administration fees. If the submitted poem isn't chosen, find a poc actor and green screen a hut.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

Use the Clinton/Epstein/US gov method.

Traffic children or organ harvesting.

[–] 2 pts

But that isn't what I want.

I want to watch a bunch of niglets learn how to recite the Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

And I think it is feasible.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

no rhyme or reason

[–] 1 pt

I feel like that is both rhyme and reason.

[–] 1 pt

Can we have them sing Gilbert and Sullivan style, like the south park episode following the musical themes of pirates of Penzance?

[–] 1 pt

Alone alone all all alone , alone in a wide wide sea , and never a nigglet took pity on my soul in agony

[–] 1 pt

Water, Water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink

[–] 2 pts

You want help? DM me. I have some money (not a lot but some) and I can do other things.

I've wanted to do something like this for a long time.

[–] 2 pts

, can you sticky this so we as a group can figure a way to make it happen?

[–] 3 pts

I feel like corrupt charity schools in Africa are a dime a dozen.

We just have to find one that is willing to have the kids recite the poetry.

[–] 2 pts
[–] 2 pts

Just make a plaque and send it to a village with some gibs. They'll putit up for you.

[–] 1 pt

Pay one of the 419 scammers that try and rip you off for the Nigerian prince, or chevron lottery.

Just flatout send them 50 usd or so via western union, and tell them you will send 500 if they make this plaque, register a charity, mail you paperwork etc.

Following through on the major payment is optional, but the credit you get from paying up immediately, and calling them out on being a scam works

[–] 1 pt

Send a picture with black face claiming to be a descendant of Langston Hughes

Ask a jew.

[–] 0 pt

The jew will con him, or at least charge him a whole bunch of sheckles. The jew isn't the best way.

[–] 1 pt

Ask Sally Struthers....

[–] 1 pt

I have a poetry school im willing to sell naming rights to.

[–] 0 pt

How much?

[–] 1 pt

What’s in your pockets?

[–] 0 pt

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