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[–] 9 pts

If I find out you're not really a fed, and instead work at McDonalds ill be rather upset

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Theo is my favorite Fed. I'm sure my estranged 'retired' high up glownigger uncle has been keeping tabs on me for years anyway

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Theo is one of those unique unicorns. The Intelligent Useful Idiot.

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I lied before. I’m not a male stripper. I’m a male exotic dancer.

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If I found out one of them was actually a professor instead of just stealing the name from a book, I'd be pissed.

[–] 1 pt

I was lying to you when I said I wrote Hamlet.

Also, the Theodore Kent School of Poetry for Good Goys isn't a building named after me on the Berkeley campus,

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Also, the Theodore Kent School of Poetry for Good Goys isn't a building named after me on the Berkeley campus,

What campus is it located on?

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Serious question;

How much do you think it would cost to name a shack after me in some backwoods of Nigeria or India and call it the Theodore Kent School of Poetry?

[–] 1 pt

For instance, if they worked in an abortion clinic? Yes, but my impression is that most of you are just boomered out shitposters anyway so my expectations are low.

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What if they worked at one but told every woman that an abortion would be too unsafe to perform?

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If advancements in technology are screwing people over by firing them and replacing them with machines, I might as well be the one doing the screwing.