Haha wow you're not even close to guessing my situation, but whatever. I live in a small town and we occasionally get shitty neighbors. Sometimes they're noisy or rowdy, sometimes they have a loud car or a barking dog, it's all relatively small, everyday stuff. I have a job and a life so I don't have time to get my panties in a bunch about petty shit like that. The few times there's been an actual issue, we handled it ourselves and it eventually got worked out. People who call the cops over trivial interpersonal issues are bitch made, entitled, and deserve no respect. Boomers, Karen's, and manlets are the type to do this. Sounds like you would be happiest in a retirement home.