Ah okay, that explains it, every white man that lives in Salt Lake City is a reincarnation of Vanilla ice acting in a Budweiser commercial. I'm hoping it'll be a good experience because my flight home is going to be 8 hours because I have an extra stop.
I don't live in SLC. I took some other airline there from The People's Democratic Republic of Californistan... So adjust again.
I'm just playing around. It felt good to make fun of people from Utah.
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