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[–] • 1 pt

How!?

[–] • 5 pts

12 feet tall.

Maybe 540 lbs.

Doctors keep me in a cage because they are afraid to unchain me.

So I just fucking write on the internet.

They keep forcing me to read and re-write John Milton poems.

[–] • 2 pts

12 tall 540lbs. Skinny and sickly looking mofo

[–] • 3 pts

They only feed me diet Mountain Dew and Domino's Pizza.

Please help me escape. The Address is 935 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington DC 20535