My first questions would be:
You walk up and ask. Straight to the point. Let the cockblockers stare as you exhibit confidence. Women like confidence.
Maybe, but I'd feel weird going in so soon. It's more like an occasional visit when I'm buzzed on a walk. Believe she's a manager, usually too skinny for my pierce brosnan leanings (jk), but has the nerdy long pointy non-jew nose i like... And was obviously complaining about her situation amongst the other girls on my way out talking to another employee about tarantulas
I recall Tate having a sound strategy for approaching women. IIRC, make your move, compliment her, ask for her number/nsta, which she will give because women, then ask her for her name, and then WAIT. If she reciprocates and asks you for your name, then you are IN. If she does not ask, then move on because that means she is uninterested.
A few people online have followed the strategy and it seems to work exactly as how he explains it.
I don't do Instagram, and i don't really follow Tate, though he seems trashy yet effective. I'm looking for Hallmark movie shit.
but I'd feel weird going in so soon
Good you’re striking in the zone while the striking’s hot. Weird and not the right time IS THE PLACE TO BE.
Alright, so I go back in soon seeing if they have new tarantulas
Why would you feel weird?
Serious. Walk in and straight speak your mind.
Hi. Since last time I was in, I've been thinking I'd like to get to know you. Want to go (insert activity) with me?
Whats the absolute worst that can happen. She says no?
Should I bring chloroform?
That. A wee bit of small talk to engage her and then direct the conversation to your point. You should get a signal during the small talk phase. Proceed accodingly.
Just watch Rocky. It's mostly a how to about picking up a girl who works at a pet store.
Death, is that you?
This is a preview of your date with "Amy" from the pet shop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9LA3X_mdU
*Family Guy did an episode where Death, voiced by Norm McDonald/Adam Corolla, goes on a date with a cute girl from the pet shop and she turns out to be a terrible person.
Compliment her on her teeth. If she shows you more teeth you're in. If she zips her lips closed make a brief horrified face and say, "sorry, my mistake". At this point she may give you one more opportunity to examine her teeth.
Do something funny to make her laugh, look her dead in the eyes and ask her out. She won't say no, unless you smell funny or something.
It's a pet store. They're used to funny smells
Take her to the zoo.
Haha, I'm assuming this is a 'Rocky' joke right? 'Reta'ds like monkeys' https://youtu.be/qN4dOU_1hoA
Yeah, in the movie Adrian worked in a pet shop.
Stop being a pussy and ask her out.
Write your name and phone number on a paper beforehand. Tell her you like her and hand her the paper saying that she should give you a call if she'd like to talk more or do something together when she's off.
Worst case she won't take it or won't call. Who gives a fuck if you tried and misread it? No one.
You're in this zero percent. Don't get worked up and instead go the 1 percent.
Fine. It's a way. Women like a strong masculine man who make them feel safe.
He's scared and trying to get a foot in the door when he's too scared to grab the lips and spread them...
The homing pigeon is a great idea! Write your phone number in Roman numerals. Make her work for your creativity.
Did you even tell her about the jews yet?
If you did that, she will be the one asking you out.
Out of the shop or she will call the cops that is.
Don’t be a bitch. If you like a girl, let her know.
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