Who likes to hear a woman's voice telling you GPS directions? Shut up woman.
It doesn't sound natural until I get a text at the same time and there are two women talking over each other.
Who likes to hear GPS at all?
Almost as much as I enjoy having the bitch give me the wrong directions.
"Turn right."
"Bitch there IS NO RIGHT TURN HERE! There's no fucking road to the right here! There's a three strand barbed-wire fence, a pasture and some cows to the right!"
"Recalculating. Go back eight miles and turn left onto county farm road 2831."
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