I asked her if she wanted to marry standing in my single wide while i was eating mac and cheese. Told her id get her a ring the next day and bought her a silver band. Had a courthouse wedding married 15 years and counting. It's the ultimate test of if they are serious or not.
Put an onion ring on her finger, ask if she wants to marry you and by this point her finger will be burnt so take the onion ring off, eat it and then while she is in shock, kneel and produce the real ring in the fast food parking lot.
Got married to my gf of 12 years at a courthouse ticket booth during jewvid, it was pretty nice. The news interviewed us which I wasn't a fan of but I refused to wear a mask while talking to them which was my comeuppance.
That's pretty much what I did with my 1st wife. Lasted 10 years. Swore I'd never get involved let alone married again. But hey, here we are.
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