I’ve had better.

Your sister makes the same noise

You smell different when you're awake

Don't tell your mother

"Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes."

"Have you seen my watch?"

"So you guys all play in the same team?"

I never thought I'd find another woman as sexy as my grandmother.

"I'll report you to the authorities daddy"

I know we just met, but I think I love you. We should get married.

"Well, that's it. Time to get rid of the evidence."