I’ve had better.

You smell different when you're awake

Your sister makes the same noise

"Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes."

"Have you seen my watch?"

Don't tell your mother

I never thought I'd find another woman as sexy as my grandmother.

"So you guys all play in the same team?"

"I'll report you to the authorities daddy"

"Well, that's it. Time to get rid of the evidence."

I know we just met, but I think I love you. We should get married.