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[–] 5 pts (edited )

Christmas, 2003, Best Buy. I'd gotten a job selling digital cameras, because I'd had previous experience repairing them at a prior job.

In case you've never worked that kind of retail, the extended service plans are the name of the game. Up to that point in the season, I'd been a below average "performer", but the customers loved me because I knew my shit.

Customer comes in to buy a top end SLR canon. Very specific model, very specific accessories, meant to supplement his 35mm Leica. I was shooting the shit with the guy, talking shop, when my boss called me over. He saw the 2000 dollar deal going down, and told me "If you don't sell anything in this transaction, go home." I tried to argue that he wasn't interested in it, but he wasn't having anything of it.

So I returned to the customer. I was done. I told him exactly what my boss told me, and I told him at the end "So, now I have to say: Do you want blah blah blah? Just nod your head no so we can get you taken care of, ok?" he laughed, nodded no, and I got him rung up.

Afterwards, my department head asked me what happened. So I shouted as loud as I could "WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MATTER? WE'RE ALL SEASONAL HELP ANYWAY, WE'RE JUST HERE TO SELL YOUR STUPID SHIT PLANS THAT DON'T COVER FUCKALL ANYWAY!"

That side of the store went silent. The manager rushed over, grabbed my arm, and told me to get the hell out.

best part!!!

a month later, I got a phone call, asking me to come in for a meeting. I was intrigued, so I decided to go. It was a meeting, informing the seasonal help that they were being let go, but thank you for your help. We'd all be paid 10 dollars for coming in for the meeting. On the way out, I spit on the clip board that they were using to take the names, and stormed out.

Haven't gone in a best buy since. Fuck that place.

[–] 4 pts

Awesome, fuck best buy I hate that place. I really do. I paid 40$ of company money for a 10$ drive bay and numerous other over payments over the years because I needed it for a client that day and didn't have time to order it. Not to mention the pain in the ass clients the geek squad sent me. Laptops in Tupperware containers with nothing wrong with them.

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Geek Squad is litterally a step a above your average high school computer techie. And they're an arm of the FBI. Their procedures actually require all computer hard drives to be scanned for illegal files, images, contraban, etc. They used to delete pirated programs at one time too, not sure if they still actively delete shit. But they will report you to the feds if they find anything during the scan

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They guy grabbed your arm? That's a lawsuit right there.

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That caught my attention as well. That manager would be on the floor if it were me.

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Aight so I used to work at this burrito shop rollin those mother fuckers like my god damn day job because it was. Used to enjoy that place too but after a while my coworkers and manager started ta piss me off real good. Boys leaving mid shift cause of alcohol withdrawal. Goin and gettin high midnshift and coming back all baked.

After a while i had enough and said fuck it. Told the manager I needed a quick break. Went to the back and grabbed my shitntigether, then walked up front, told the manager I’d rather be a drug dealer in chicago and left.

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When I was 19 I had bought a bingo scratch off ticket and thought I won 10000. I called my boss and told him he could shove the job up his ass. A little while later I'm looking at the ticket and realize that the last number I scratched was not a 1, but an 11 and I hadn't actually won anything. The next day I just came back to work and told my boss it was a joke. I was a jackass

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lol too funny. I bet you felt a bit sheepish.

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Yeah, that was a fun day at work. Also, I haven't bought scratchers in about 15 years

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I'll do my best to remember.

I think it's a golden story, though, I may not be the best story teller.

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I’m too tired I tried to read it all and it sounds like an epic Storey. Please ping me tomorrow when I have slept to read it.

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I said double phukhue and said I would work the line Friday through Monday! So the chef could go on vacation! Thursday was offered a saute/sues at an upper end American style steakhouse. Grilling steaks for decent pay. Made all the specials during restaurant rating weeks. Good job. Welp, lets just say previous chef didn't get to go on thier vaca. Long story short. Previous job was pulling my chain. Can give you salary offer after... Bs. Get it in writing and property notorized. Otherwise they are taking you for a ride.

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I feel that. Didn't get it in writing at my current job and wow. Its hell.

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Yep, as management pro chain jerkers.