Aliens are real. The moon is their spaceship/base/satellite. They interbred us with monkey like little creepos just to see what would happen. That’s why we won’t ever have world war 3, nukes n shit. The aliens won’t let us. That’s why I’m not worried. I mean once you develop the ability to bend spacetime and cross a billion light years at the flip of the switch wtf else you gonna do for entertainment. They chill out all day watching us and smoking space weed. After we evolve and incorporate ai into our bodies and become a new species like them they’re gonna let us join their super secret space club and then we can totally not bang the mars monkeys and spread out summore and on it goes forever. The universe is just a giant playground for the self created gods. It’s all good times. I’m sure in a billion years we’ll all get bored and just plug ourselves into some matrix till the heat death and the universe tears itself apart
Gay
Do better than that.
It's not what I was promised.
My favorite picture is the deep space hubble photo. The wonder. I’m getting a bunch of shroom chocolate over the holidays. I’m gonna look at that photo summore. It sucks we can’t explore it. Born too early to explore anything but the internet. If that photo doesn’t humble you you’re probably a nigger
If it weren't for the jew holding the world back, you and I could have been intergalactic space crusaders.
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