For unwarranted attention and internet points.

for the nookie

I did it for the satisfaction and because I knew I would never get caught...

It tastes amazing.

(I put a whole lot of sesame seeds on my Ponderosa salad bar salad every time.)

The demons.

Why not?

It's a free country, I can do whatever.....wait. .....nevermind

Cuz they had it coming

Cause I wanted today off, get fucked corporate overlords

because fuck you, thats why

your mom said she likes it