You're on to something there! The balls hold the future of the White Race!!! They Must be protected! Not only from projectiles but also from anything that might interfere with the advancement of our people!
needs to be made of Kevlar obviously, a faraday cage built in to stop radiation or emp's from frying your balls, maybe an optional catheter port and most importantly must have at least 2 cargo pockets and be black or camo and have a skull somewhere on it, and if it has a cock sized flap in the back then it will be perfect
What kind of price tag do you think we should put on them? I think they should cost $6 gazillion bucks!
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