Where can you get tactical underwear? | Poal: Say what you want.

[–] • 5 pts

No underwear is most tactical. That's why it's called going commando.

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I've been to combat multiple times and could never get how guys do this. I have to have something on over my cock and balls or I chafe. Badly. I don't know how guys dicks aren't raw from the interior inseams of their pants. There's also ass crack chafing. It's called "Monkey Butt". And it's awful.

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I know this is a joke but I'd be surprised if 5.11 hasn't made some. Plenty of Tacticool Joes will buy anything they sell.

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[–] • 2 pts

Hahaha had to look to see if they did.

https://www.511tactical.com/mission-briefs-collection.html

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[–] • 2 pts

Do they conceal farts? you know for tactical reasons

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Hahaha had to look to see.

https://www.511tactical.com/mission-briefs-collection.html

Why am I not surprised? :-)

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[–] • 3 pts

They better come with some ammo for fucking $18 each.

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You're on to something there! The balls hold the future of the White Race!!! They Must be protected! Not only from projectiles but also from anything that might interfere with the advancement of our people!

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needs to be made of Kevlar obviously, a faraday cage built in to stop radiation or emp's from frying your balls, maybe an optional catheter port and most importantly must have at least 2 cargo pockets and be black or camo and have a skull somewhere on it, and if it has a cock sized flap in the back then it will be perfect