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You're over 50, and you think you can look cool by buying a car? Take a look around you. Do the old farts in convertables and MGs and Jags look cool to you, with their little driving caps on to cover their bald spots?

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But, I'm not bald. I only have somewhat of a beer gut but not enough.

But THEY think they look cool am I right?

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Yeah old guy in a jag looks pretty cool. Wym.

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Get the Miata, then you can proudly say "I'm not gay, my Miata is".

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Oh crap, are they for faggots?

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You can buy LS1 swap kits for them. So they are pretty gay stock. Depends what your big picture goal is.

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To look cool of course.

But not in West Hollywood lol..

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Used Honda Accord. You'll exude that all-important "cool" air of "I don't care what you think... because I gave up years ago."

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A datsun pickup! If you REALLY want to exude that "I don't care what you think... because I gave up years ago" look!

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Had a friend whose dad only bought those tiny little Datsun (70s or 60s) trucks, and we'd load them down with people and surfboards and head to the beach.

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80s accords are cool with the square lights

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Exactly right (I might already be exuding that).

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Rolls Royce. Go big or go home.

1984 silver spur on autotrader for $30k

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Not a bad price, I think.

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Rolls doesn't look like you are trying, it looks like you've done it. xD

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I'd probably look like an idiot though.

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I'm 41, and I'm not even interested in cool anymore.

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I'm actually not either, I'm halfway messing around.

I'm good with what I got, I've been really lucky (I would say 'blessed' but it feels too presumptuous).

Forty is about the age you don't care about cool anymore, you're able to see through everything much more clearly.

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Honestly, I was never really cool but had ridiculous "being cool" beliefs to guide me if you know what I mean.

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Totally know what you mean lol.

If you 'weren't cool' then you avoided a lot of misery and stupidity (hopefully).

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Worry less about looking cool. Buy a reliable nice car and plan to never buy another one.

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What kind? Maybe I should try riding a motorcycle.

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Maybe I should try riding a motorcycle.

You want to get yourself a Vincent Black Lightning. People say they're the coolest motorcycle around. They are only cool if you ride them real fast, though.

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Great, I'm a chicken so there goes the cool.

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The Camry has amazing reliability. The "Hot" version even looks good and is fairly fast.

The Tacoma and Tundra have amazing reliability ratings and can both be made to look fantastic.

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The Camry's look good, yeah.

Can those trucks do what a Jeep Wrangler can do?

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Ride a Moto Guzzi , even Joe Biden would look cool on one of those sexy machines

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I had to google it. Do people ride them here?

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Go get yourself an Indian Dark Horse! Those babies are Beautiful! The Springfield or Chief either one would work for me! One without all the crap on it, just the motorcycle. I like feeling the wind. If you just have to have a car go with luxury over sporty. Your old bones will thank you!

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Great advice, especially the 'old' part..

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Well, I happen to be in that 50 to 100 year old age group. I also went, years ago, with a buddy car buying. He kept looking at dodge chargers, test driving them. Because of an old injury to his hip he kept complaining that the cars hurt him. I looked over and there sat a nice Chrysler 300. I suggested he drive it. That's what he finally bought.

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Nice, man it's tough getting old.

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The ladies go wild when you pull up

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LOL Weiner mobile.

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🎼Cause If You Drove the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile🎶, Every Girl Would be in Love with You!🎵
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Fully restored Chevy C10 pick up from the late sixties to the late seventies seem to be the hot item. If restored correctly it could be a car that will last the rest of your, and you kids lifetime. Easy to work on and parts are easily available. Very useful as well.

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My brother had a cool genuine VW hippie van anybody feel me? About 1969. Engine blew though.

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a hearse

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Dang you.

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Oh that was funny!

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Yeah but it hurt my feelings. I clearly stated I was less than 100.

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Hey! I Resemble That Remark!

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