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Oh my GAWWWWWWWWD, I am SO sick of these STUPID FUCK'N POLLS. Why has AOU not banned you YET?!?!?!?!?
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SIX GORRILION!
[Nasally voice] Technically a straw has no holes as that part you refer to is integral in the construction
I dunno
Infinite amount of holes if looked at through a microscope!
Ya mean like dried stalks of grain like mah favorite hat here is made outov?
FUCK YOU, I have a better answer!

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The straw itself is simply a flat plane that has been folded into a cylindrical shape. The center portion that you drink through is not actually part of the straw.

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How many holes does a donut have then faggot! That's what I though you fucking Charlatan

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The better question is how many holes does a donut hole have?

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Faulty reasoning. A piece of paper is a thing. A straw is another thing, which you can, if you wish, construct from a piece of paper. When a piece of paper is rolled into a straw, it gains a hole. Without the hole, it would not be a straw. The definition, and the very understanding of "straw" (in the sense of drinking straw) necessitates a hole. You can't have a drinking straw without a hole. But then, I suppose you could quibble about the definition of a hole, rather than using the definition that is in common speech and in dictionary definitions. But by such quibbling, you make the question itself meaningless, because you are writing your own definitions for words.

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This is the correct answer. 0 holes.

Take a piece of plain paper, intact and unblemished, 0 holes.

Now roll it so it becomes a cylinder. With empty space in the middle.

If you were to unroll the cylinder back to its original state, it still remains unblemished and intact with 0 holes.

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Take a piece of plain paper

Aha! We found the shithead behind the banning of plastic straws!

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When you linked the edges you made a hole.

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Now roll it so it becomes a cylinder. With empty space in the middle.

That's a whole between along the surface. You seem like an annoying reddit faggot who pretends he's smart with trash like that.

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This post was 26 days ago. You seems like an annoying reddit faggot who needs to let things go, and get off the internet.

Or did it just take you that long to formulate a response?

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A poll about straws on poal. A straw-poll, or straw-poal.

...I'll shut up now.

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You can only try to realize the truth. There is no straw.

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2 less than ur mom

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Have you seen the trick his mom can do with 2 straws???

/scarred

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Mom or berthing person? Cause you know they are different people nowadays

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Is it being observed or not?

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enough for your tiny pecker to use it as a fleshlight

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1 If you do a single paper-punch on a piece of paper it has 1 hole, not 2. A straw is just a really thick and narrow piece of paper.

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Paper straws are disgusting.

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It depends on whether you regard the hole two-dimensionally or three-dimensionally. The correct answer is "one hole" because a straw is a three-dimensional object. However, after I use a paper straw for a while, I find that the answer becomes "no hole" since the straw collapses.

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According to mathematician Bernhard Riemann, the number of holes equals the number of times an object can be cut without resulting in two separate pieces. For a torus, you can cut it twice with it still remaining a single piece. For a circle or a ring, you can make just one cut along the boundary without causing separation.

Similarly, for a straw, you can make a single cut along its length. Any further cuts would separate it. Hence, a straw has a single hole.

Building on these ideas, topologists now use Betti numbers, introduced by Henri Poincaré, to define the number of holes. All answers double down on one result—a straw has exactly one hole.

https://www.scienceabc.com/eyeopeners/how-many-holes-does-a-drinking-straw-have.html

But since a straw has at least one hole in it, that means it is Holy. And we can take it to church services so the other parishioners can suck it.

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Your quotation is sensible reasoning, although the writer of it did not express himself clearly enough for most people to grasp what he is saying.

Depends on if you consider a straw a solid body.

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Straw, coffee cup, doughnut...it is all the same