hey jesus can i borrow your crowbar? to pry these goddamn nails out theyre beginning to hurt crucified and all i got was this lousy t-shirt i cant believe its not butter ill sing as im flogged yeah thats what i would do if i were god So vote for me for savior and youll go to heaven Your lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in seven With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick You just cant teach an old God new tricks But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem? If I dont believe in myself would that be blasphemy?