An Austrian painter...
An Austrian painter...
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus my homeslice
Jesus my homeslice
I know him I think, he steal hubcaps off cars in the hospital parking lot, fucking spics.
Or do you mean the magic jew that's been dead for 2000 years?
I know him I think, he steal hubcaps off cars in the hospital parking lot, fucking spics.
Or do you mean the magic jew that's been dead for 2000 years?
hey jesus can i borrow your crowbar?
to pry these goddamn nails out theyre beginning to hurt
crucified and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
i cant believe its not butter ill sing as im flogged
yeah thats what i would do if i were god
So vote for me for savior and youll go to heaven
Your lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in seven
With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick
You just cant teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I dont believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
hey jesus can i borrow your crowbar?
to pry these goddamn nails out theyre beginning to hurt
crucified and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
i cant believe its not butter ill sing as im flogged
yeah thats what i would do if i were god
So vote for me for savior and youll go to heaven
Your lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in seven
With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick
You just cant teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I dont believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Heavens no, hell yea
Heavens no, hell yea
Abby Shapiro or Adolf Hitler, but they are both way out of reach
Abby Shapiro or Adolf Hitler, but they are both way out of reach
Toby the cat...
Toby the cat...
Adi 🥹
Adi 🥹
Cdr. Rockwell
Cdr. Rockwell
My brother.
My brother.
Yes.
Yes.
amen
amen
My feet...idk
My feet...idk
well that is the literal answer lol
well that is the literal answer lol
Ok. Forrest Gump...idk
There's a few fellows I'd trek to the end with; that's for sure.
Ok. Forrest Gump...idk
There's a few fellows I'd trek to the end with; that's for sure.
feet is plural, so that would be anytwo
unless were talking about someone who copped polio or some shit or a beetus infested neet in which case youd be completely correct.
feet is plural, so that would be any*two*
unless were talking about someone who copped polio or some shit or a beetus infested neet in which case youd be completely correct.
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