You forgot Cashew!
You forgot Cashew!
Fuck I knew it, add it
Fuck I knew it, add it
Too late
Too late
I knew I missed one, and that was an important one. I should have waited another minute.
I knew I missed one, and that was an important one. I should have waited another minute.
Not technically a nut.
Not technically a nut.
How so?
cashew n. cashews <'ká[sh]ü> 1. Kidney-shaped nut edible only when roasted; 2. Tropical American evergreen tree bearing kidney-shaped nuts that are edible only when roasted;
How so?
> cashew n. cashews <'ká[sh]ü> 1. Kidney-shaped nut edible only when roasted; 2. Tropical American evergreen tree bearing kidney-shaped nuts that are edible only when roasted;
Im really splitting hairs here but its a seed. All nuts are seeds but not all seeds are nuts. A nut is a seed contained in a hard shell. Cashews come right out of a fruit. They get marketed as nuts because of their size, and we dont really eat seeds.
Im really splitting hairs here but its a seed. All nuts are seeds but not all seeds are nuts. A nut is a seed contained in a hard shell. Cashews come right out of a fruit. They get marketed as nuts because of their size, and we dont really eat seeds.
I'll never forget the shitty grin on my dad's face. "What are these ones called, dad?"
"Niggertoes"
I'll never forget the shitty grin on my dad's face. "What are these ones called, dad?"
"Niggertoes"
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Pecan pie motherfuckers.
Pecan pie motherfuckers.
Obviously cashews
Obviously cashews
Pistachios mudda fukka! But not the ice cream. That's gross.
Pistachios mudda fukka! But not the ice cream. That's gross.
Pecans.
Pecans.
Deez Nuts, instead.
Deez Nuts, instead.
and in Texas it's PEE-cans not pehCAHHHNZ
damn frenchies
and in Texas it's PEE-cans not pehCAHHHNZ
damn frenchies
Peanuts
Peanuts
Dang you bunch of niggerfaggots! It's PEE-CANS! All the way every day! peanuts ain't even Nuts! Piss-tachios, oh with pink shit all over them! Yeah, sure, that's a fine representative of nuts, lol. And cashews, gesundheit, those are for people with no teeth! You can still mash them up with your gums! LOL! Brazil nuts would be Great if you could get them out of there shell!
Dang you bunch of niggerfaggots! It's PEE-CANS! All the way every day!
peanuts ain't even Nuts!
Piss-tachios, oh with pink shit all over them! Yeah, sure, that's a fine representative of nuts, lol.
And cashews, gesundheit, those are for people with no teeth! You can still mash them up with your gums! LOL!
Brazil nuts would be Great if you could get them out of there shell!
Pi-cahns. Texas, bitch.
Pi-cahns. Texas, bitch.
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