Only in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the bathroom light
Only in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the bathroom light
I do this.
I do this.
yeah, cause i clean my own toilets now
yeah, cause i clean my own toilets now
best answer
best answer
I have peed off the top of the Empire State Building. I aimed for niggers.
I have peed off the top of the Empire State Building. I aimed for niggers.
I pee at urinals unless I have to also shit.
(inb4 fecal fixation of the chosen ones; I'm just answering OP)
I pee at urinals unless I have to also shit.
(inb4 fecal fixation of the chosen ones; I'm just answering OP)
After sex for sure!
After sex for sure!
Yes I sit to pee. I started when I had my first place and I realized how much urine splashes around the rim. Cleaning toilets is for putz. Since then I've also learned that you void the bladder better from a seated position so between the two it's kind of a no-brainer. In public toilets I use the urinal.
Watching today's "kids" scurry into the stall because they are too scared to pull out their dick out in public makes me want to puke. And don't get me started on the tatted up gym bros who wrap a towel around themselves when they change in the locker room. Fucking faggots, each and every one.
Yes I sit to pee. I started when I had my first place and I realized how much urine splashes around the rim. Cleaning toilets is for putz. Since then I've also learned that you void the bladder better from a seated position so between the two it's kind of a no-brainer. In public toilets I use the urinal.
Watching today's "kids" scurry into the stall because they are too scared to pull out their dick out in public makes me want to puke. And don't get me started on the tatted up gym bros who wrap a towel around themselves when they change in the locker room. Fucking faggots, each and every one.
"now i have my own place i dont like cleaning the toilet"
now i have my own place i piss outside is the correct answer.
sink comes second. but fucksakes everywhere ive lived on my own the front or back door was normally closer than the shitter anyway. last place was great during thunderstorms, about 4 foot from my tv to a sliding back door, piss straight out into the rain.
"now i have my own place i dont like cleaning the toilet"
now i have my own place i piss outside is the correct answer.
sink comes second. but fucksakes everywhere ive lived on my own the front or back door was normally closer than the shitter anyway. last place was great during thunderstorms, about 4 foot from my tv to a sliding back door, piss straight out into the rain.
The Jew detection system is going crazy after that previous post
The Jew detection system is going crazy after that previous post
How lazy are you? Just clean up after yourself you dumb bitch. Do you wear skirts too? Pulling pants up and down is more work after all.
How lazy are you? Just clean up after yourself you dumb bitch. Do you wear skirts too? Pulling pants up and down is more work after all.
not about being lazy, it's more time-efficient and emptying the bladder better
not about being lazy, it's more time-efficient and emptying the bladder better
Well technically it's a kilt.
Well technically it's a kilt.
I pee lying down
I pee lying down
alcohol is a helluva thing.
my powerball bathroom includes a padded shower with like full overhead jets so everything gets covered i can lie down in and pass out for hours and not drown or run up the water or power bills.
i dont even drink like i used to enough to need shit like that any more but a shower comfortable enough you can snooze in is fucking awesome...
alcohol is a helluva thing.
my powerball bathroom includes a padded shower with like full overhead jets so everything gets covered i can lie down in and pass out for hours and not drown or run up the water or power bills.
i dont even drink like i used to enough to need shit like that any more but a shower comfortable enough you can snooze in is fucking awesome...
I mostly just lay on the back porch, my next-door neighbor is a swamp
I mostly just lay on the back porch, my next-door neighbor is a swamp
I pee off back porch.
I pee off back porch.
Only when my mommy tells me to.
Only when my mommy tells me to.
Of course not. It hasn't even occurred to me until now.
Of course not. It hasn't even occurred to me until now.
Absolutely, that way I can hide from my kids and post this shit to you retards. Otherwise, I’d be pissing on the wall by now.
Absolutely, that way I can hide from my kids and post this shit to you retards. Otherwise, I’d be pissing on the wall by now.
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