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Ha, looka da girly mahhhhn, get'n all flahby while he talk to da Poala Bearz!
Quit your bitch'n muthafucka, get in da GYM muthafucka, or I'll hafta call ya a muthafucka AGAIN!
Ah shit, not this guy, this guy that entertains himself by using all the responses. I haven't blocked him yet?
If ya got yourself a MANLY job you wouldn't have to work ou... me? No, I'm retired... on disability... from my manly job.
You're spending your pre-workout doing this instead of working out, GET IN THERE!
You're never going to look like one of those roided out celebs so you might as well not even bother keeping yourself fit!
What are you working today? Lemme guess, finger webs and eye sockets?
Last time I was in the gym I complained the weights were too heavy and they never even bothered to recalibrate them!
You're already in shape, round is a shape!
Fuck me, no, NO, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck... YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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You forgot to include the 'avoid meat-gazing faggots' defence