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Ha, looka da girly mahhhhn, get'n all flahby while he talk to da Poala Bearz!
Quit your bitch'n muthafucka, get in da GYM muthafucka, or I'll hafta call ya a muthafucka AGAIN!
Ah shit, not this guy, this guy that entertains himself by using all the responses. I haven't blocked him yet?
If ya got yourself a MANLY job you wouldn't have to work ou... me? No, I'm retired... on disability... from my manly job.
You're spending your pre-workout doing this instead of working out, GET IN THERE!
You're never going to look like one of those roided out celebs so you might as well not even bother keeping yourself fit!
What are you working today? Lemme guess, finger webs and eye sockets?
Last time I was in the gym I complained the weights were too heavy and they never even bothered to recalibrate them!
You're already in shape, round is a shape!
Fuck me, no, NO, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck... YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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Gyms are for faggots, go buy a ranch.

[–] • 2 pts

If you don't work out a nigger is gonna get you

[–] • 1 pt

You forgot to include the 'avoid meat-gazing faggots' defence

[–] • 1 pt

days you dont feel like doing it are sometimes breakthrough days!

[–] • 1 pt

I’m trying like a god send to just fucking work! Last day of my involvement with the reno. Just got to paint two wall areas that have patch sheens on them.

[–] • 1 pt

You sound like a faggot. I've already gone to the gym and you're sitting at home being a faggot. Stew on that for a bit.

[–] • 1 pt

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[–] • -1 pt

Gyms are for poorfags who can't afford equipment at home and would rather go look at other sweaty guys while "working out".