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[–] 5 pts

There's no point. We have plenty of laws on the books but they're not getting enforced. There's 70,000+ pages of laws on the Federal Register, enough to do anything they want.

Example: the border wall was legally enacted in 2006, but never built. Trump could've built it with no input from Congress, but didn't. Funding could've come from emergency authorizations, exactly what he/Biden later used for COVID measures.

Here's a new law that will get ignored: all current federal laws must be reinstated annually by Congressional vote or they sunset. Total pages of all laws cannot surpass 1000 pages, and they must publish them publicly 3 months before voting on them.

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Why not a law that allows private citizens to sue the government for not enforcing the laws they're supposed to enforce?

[–] 3 pts (edited )

Practice or advocacy of any childhood genital mutilation is a capital offense. For the mutilator, not the mutilatee, obviously. (If a medical committee decides unanimously that a procedure is genuinely medically necessary then it might not apply. (I know it leaves it open to abuse, but whatever.))

*Bonus law, the max any federal employee can earn is the country's median income. If it can be demonstrated beyond reasonable doubt that they have received any outside money, they, and the individual bribing them have a hand chopped off.

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(If a medical committee decides unanimously that a procedure is genuinely medically necessary then it might not apply. (I know it leaves it open to abuse, but whatever.)

Fuck off. There is never a necessary reason for childhood genital mutilation. Never. Your law changes nothing.

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hermaphrodites. now you fuck off.

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That wouldn't be genital mutilation. Use English better.

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The currency of the United States will be minted by the US Treasury and loaned to banks which will pay interest to the Treasury at a rate to be determined by Congress and enforced by the Secretary of the Treasury.

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Every able bodied White man is required to own a rifle and demonstrate proficiency at quarterly militia drills.

Also, no out-of-state hunters allowed anymore.

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any new law written must also identify a law to be rescinded.

also, no bill may be over 3 pages long or cover more than one topic.

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We will follow the 9th and 10th amendment this time for realzies... We really really mean it this time for sure.

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The 13th and 14th and 19th amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America are henceforth and forevermore declared null and void