First dates will need to be in a swimming pool (she can't hide in makeup and bathing suits will show her real figure). If she passes that, then a dinner under a 5g tower and maybe walking through some strong magnetic field. If she passes that, then it is worth finding out if she has a good personality and is worth keeping. Then run a marathon together and see if she doesn't drop dead.
Then run a marathon together and see if she doesn't drop dead.
I’m picturing you shrugging your shoulders and dialing 911 as your third date in a row dies next to you on the trail.
I'm married, so it won't be me. Just what to do if you're young.
Women willing to be half naked and that level of unclothed on the first date are whores. Good luck with that.
Third date: "Alright babe, it's time for your final test... Catch me if you can! (Runs away in a cloud of smoke)"
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