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There are lots of scenes in this movie that still ring true, but what new encounters would the protagonist have?

To kick this off I would suggest he lose his job due to cancel culture overreacting to a simple misunderstanding and flooding his employer with social media posts.

There are lots of scenes in this movie that still ring true, but what new encounters would the protagonist have? To kick this off I would suggest he lose his job due to cancel culture overreacting to a simple misunderstanding and flooding his employer with social media posts.

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It would be a nigger shown as he goes through the daily struggle of being oppressed in a white mans world. Multiple micro aggressions and blatant racism cause him to snap.

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An intelligent black woman dealing with incompetent white men in an office environment. She learns they pay for full time battery changers from a nerdy effeminate white male. She finally snaps when totally incompetent white male battery changers drop a wall clock on her meticulously decorated hutch.

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Smartphones didn't exist in the original, there would certainly have to be a screen that gets broken, preventing him from being able to call home, and forcing him to ask for help.

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It would be a black woman in much the same position of the original character, though she would be fighting against racism and patriarchy - both of which would have been the cause of her lack of professional success. Her white ex-husband would've been awarded custody of her mongrel children because of a good ole boy judge, blamed on her lack of a job (his new wife would be a blond, and treat her kids as second class). Ultimately, she would be taken down by skinheaded nazis wearing maga hats. It would be a profound statement on the state of our nation, win her an oscar, and inspire more hatred for white men.

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A Netflix original....

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Probably already in production.

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And of course, they'd cast "strong black woman" to play the lead role:

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0205626/

Always plays the exact same role in every single movie. Other than her turn as a maid-nanny in "The Help", she's always an authoritative, strong Black woman who deals with injustice and strife and has to be shown as "strong" in her struggle.

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In 2010 maybe. But this is a new paradigm. The worst part of white people is putting up with their stupidity and incompetence. They're totally worthless in every way. Even their women can't stand them.

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Massive dindu would beat whitey & rape his kids, and the officer would shoot whitey for being angry.

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Funny, I was listening to Pink Floyd’s “happiest days of our lives” thinking about how the teacher would be portrayed today.

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It would probably start the same way but D-fens' first stop will be the office and kill his boss, he'd just miss the cops and hit the nigger owned 7-11.

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In the original the convenience store was owned by an Asian man I believe....

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It was. But now that I think about it, if a remake were set in LA, it would be latino owned. I

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The main character would be an illegal gay latino transgender thing. Xe would be laid off from a social media company which was recently taken over by a Nazi who wants all posts to end in HH. Xir wouldn't be able to get another job because nobody is hiring in the pronoun enforcement sector and Xil doesn't know how to code. Xa goes around killing hundreds of white people for not respecting Xis pronouns and being misgendered. Finally, a black physics phd detective with a medical degree named will smith corners Xef at a gay pride rally. Smith convinces Xor to hug it out and Xel is released without bail. In the epilogue, Xa is found not guilty of any crimes and given citizenship for all the pain Xyl had to endure throughout the movie. The credits ends with "While people were harmed during the making of this movie" and everyone clapped.

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The Will Smith appearance is a nice touch..

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Should just make a low budget version however you like

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Ohhhhh what if he used the wrong pronouns while chatting with his Uber driver on the way to the office, their edited dashcam video going viral and starting the cancel culture push that gets him fired and banned from uber leaving him without a ride home. But what was wrong with his car that forced him to call Uber?

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His Tesla didn't charge because the power grid didn't have the capacity?

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His wife (and child) would be a nigger, for one.

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It would be a tranny losing its mind and killing white males

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