What's the worst you've ever abused your body?

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Pulling my pud over a dozen times in one day

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Seriously though, is that even possible? I would assume you need about 30 mins between sessions so 24 breaks x30mins each = 12 hrs of down time...it probably takes about 5 mins to finish doing the deed so 24 faps x 5 mins each= 2hrs of just jacking it... what in the world did you do? Call out sick to work and go on an all day mission? Did you injure yourself? I'm seriously impressed and horrified at the same time....

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I was younger and the refractory period was nowhere near 30 minutes and it still isn't.

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Based ultra coomer lol

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based

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The after burns oh my that poor wiener.

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They call him Elmer Pud.

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30 years of massive alcohol, drugs, and cigs. Quit it all about 7 years ago, with a few minor slips. No AA, therapy, rehab etc. Sobriety rules.

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I ate at a Taco Bell.

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I smoked cigarettes for 30 years and did a lot of cocaine in the 90s.

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Eating dominos pizza.

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I went on a hike in Pennsylvania that I had to bike back from my finishing point. The hike was a total of 20 miles then I had to bike back 40. I was using a mountain bike with trail tires on pavement. It took an entire weekend 10 miles each day to hike and then about 3 hours to bike back. I was so tired at the last bit of the ride I pulled over on the side of the road and fell asleep where I was sitting. I eventually came too, got to the top of the hill got in my truck drove to a gas station. Got ice cream and fell asleep for 5 hours. Then I had to drive all the way back home which was in lower New England. That sucked.

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Bacardi 151 🤮.

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combat. good lord that shit is nuts.

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Any good stories?

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2.5 years worth. Thing about combat is, if done correctly it doesn't take very long to kill the enemy. It's when plans don't go right and the fighting drags out longer than you anticipated and that's what's real fucking fun begins. Most people can't stand the pressure they hunker down and they don't want to move and it was my job to get those guys motivated to get rounds down rain cover maneuver these young kids trying to survive the most chaotic messy horrible event of their entire lives and all they wanted to do was go home. I got lots of stories about all the combat Ops I did so when it boils down to it I'd rather not think about it.

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Damn bro, war must be hell. Yeah i get why you wouldnt want to bring some of it up. Kinda dumb of me to ask tbh. I was actually thinking of strange/mysterious things that youve seen, though i didnt articulate that. It seems warriors do experience their fair share of miracles or straight up supernatural events.